10 June 2008

+ Reality Is Perception

The UN has come together and decided to elect the first ever world leader. Only your vote counts.

Here are your three candidates...
Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks ten martinis a day.

Candidate B
Kicked out of office twice and usually sleeps until midday. He used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
Decorated war hero who is also a vegetarian. He doesn't smoke, drinks only an occasional beer and has never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would you choose? Decide and then scroll down without peeking.

Candidate A was Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B was Winston Churchill.
Candidate C was Adolf Hitler.

First impressions are everything. Consumers jump to conclusions. And perception is reality.


  1. Whenever I see or hear the word vegetarian I'm reminded of the Simpsons' episode where Lisa goes vego and Bart and Homer dance around singing "You don't make friends with salad."

  2. Whooo I chose right! Someone with character, but not wonky :)

    Vegos are weird :p

  3. Ha, I picked it. I always knew vego's were evil.


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